Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

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Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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What did one reddit user say to the other?

Punch line in comments)

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit