Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

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Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

What did one reddit user say to the other?

Punch line in comments)