They're both extra virgin.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Punch line in comments)
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They could not do it, they are all autistic.
Both are dead inside.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit
A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...
There was a full stop
A. Reading the waffle iron
Because other people took the bait.
Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
Bingo.
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
Asking for a friend.
Extroversion
Olive oil.
