Reddit User Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

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What did one reddit user say to the other?

Punch line in comments)

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Punch Line Jokes More Punch Line Jokes

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

Downvote Jokes More Downvote Jokes

What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny?

Downvote it.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

User Jokes More User Jokes

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.