What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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A CATalog

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........