What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

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Cause she was a woman

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What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.