What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.