What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir