What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.