What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why do vultures find it easy to fly?

They only ever have carrion baggage.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.