What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Previous Random Joke Next

Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful