What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)