What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!