What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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Vulture Jokes More Vulture Jokes

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Wayward Son Jokes More Wayward Son Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!