What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!