What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

Carrion Jokes More Carrion Jokes

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son