How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

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Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter