How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

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How do you get down from an aerial ladder?

A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.