How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.