What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.