Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

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What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?

A baby with a punctured lung

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What did the duck say to the avacado?

guac guac

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.