Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

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How did they get them ?

I said - " fly fishing" and yes he is transgender.

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole