Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

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What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.