Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

How did they get them ?

I said - " fly fishing" and yes he is transgender.

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills