What did the duck say to the avacado?

guac guac

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Guac-a Guac-a!

What did the duck say to the avacado?

guac guac