What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

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Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.