What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

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Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.