Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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