Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.