How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

What are seals made out of?

Cealls

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.