How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

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What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!