What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

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What do you call a peeping Tom cat?

A Purrr-vert.

Who's that running?

Not Tom

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What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.