He took a forrest dump.
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A cruise
Tommy Tookalook
Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:
In-ya-window
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Tukaluk
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Not Tom
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
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A Purrr-vert.
Mice cubes !
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Tom ate those.
A Juggalo
Little Seizures...
She was getting a little heavy.."
Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard
These are nacho-nachos.
To meter you.
A Spanard
Itookalook
Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
It's the final condom... Ta da da da...
A Buddha Pest.
If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.
I'm asking for for a friend.
He was wanted for several charges of battery
Because he was scared of vacuums!