He took a forrest dump.
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A cruise
Tommy Tookalook
Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:
In-ya-window
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Tukaluk
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Not Tom
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
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A Purrr-vert.
Mice cubes !
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Tom ate those.
To meter you.
Igloos it back together.
The Igloominati.
Want to go out with me and Di tonight?
He didn't want to stake his tent.
Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.
They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.
If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot
Count Quackula.
I love the pokey, mon.
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
Out of bounce.
She was getting a little heavy.."