He took a forrest dump.
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A cruise
Tommy Tookalook
Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:
In-ya-window
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Tukaluk
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Not Tom
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
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A Purrr-vert.
Mice cubes !
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Tom ate those.
Kilometery Cyrus
Europe!
He's ben affleckted.
A living Ben and Gwen.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
CORNY JOKES!!!
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
A Spanard
An Oncologist
They're huge metal fans.
You get mourning wood.
Darth Deciduous
Because he four feet.
A: At night, because two feet are added to it.
