He took a forrest dump.
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A cruise
Tommy Tookalook
Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:
In-ya-window
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
Tukaluk
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Not Tom
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
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A Purrr-vert.
Mice cubes !
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
Tom ate those.
Ben and Anna split!
Because they're no laughing matter.
A quantum mechanic. lel
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .
A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
her natalie
You take your foot off the top of their head.
It can be a slippery slope.
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
We're not falling for that one again!
Wizz Air
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
