What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect