What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

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What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.