What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

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What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Who's that running?

Not Tom

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why are atoms so serious?

Because they're no laughing matter.

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What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect