What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

How are baby androids born?

From their mother's computerus.

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.