What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

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What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.