What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel