What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything