What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

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What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.