What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What is the similarities between Bernie Madoff and Atoms?

They both make up everything!