What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

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What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate?

Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!

What does Ron Howard ask before watersports?

You down with Opie pee

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything