How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

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What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..