What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"