How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

80 Year Old Jokes More 80 Year Old Jokes

What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

F Word Jokes More F Word Jokes

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"