How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

80 Year Old Jokes More 80 Year Old Jokes

What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

F Word Jokes More F Word Jokes

How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word?

Yell "BINGO!"

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"