How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

Bingo Jokes More Bingo Jokes

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

80 Year Old Jokes More 80 Year Old Jokes

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

F Word Jokes More F Word Jokes

What is Canadian graffiti like?

Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"