What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

What has six legs and goes "Hodeedo, hodeedo?

Three black guys about to miss the elevator

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"