What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

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What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "