Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Their nose
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
They want to catch the last goal-post !
Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!
An Astronaut.
The PGA tour.
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
It lifts their spirits.
them: YOU'RE DRIVING
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
