Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

Actress Jokes More Actress Jokes

How did the actress from Legally Blonde die?

Witherknife

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.