Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

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How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

How did the actress from Legally Blonde die?

Witherknife