Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.
When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.
they were cooked in Greece
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
He didn't understand Flossophy!
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Asking for a friend.
and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
A tomato in an elevator.
With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture
