How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

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How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

What is tuba plus tuba?

Fourba!