How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

How would you describe a joke about bones?

Humerus.97

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.