How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.