How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

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How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

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What is tuba plus tuba?

Fourba!

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.