How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!"

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

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What is tuba plus tuba?

Fourba!

Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.