Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

because they might Pikachu!

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.