Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"