Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy with autism?

aww-tistic

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.