Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

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Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."