Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

e-t.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?

Shot it!

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !