Where do fleas go to surf?

A: To the microwave.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

Surf Jokes More Surf Jokes

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?

e-t.

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog