What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.