What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave