What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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What did one flag say to another? Nothing! They just waved.

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Wave to him!

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What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.