What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.