What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.