Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades