Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.