Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?

A: You can't!

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.