Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!