Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift