What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.