What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow