What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

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What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.