What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

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What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable?

James Brady

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.