What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

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What's Ronald Reagan's favorite vegetable?

James Brady

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.