Jimmy Carter Jokes

Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back?

To keep his nuts dry.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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You never know when she'll Let it Go.

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Kevin still doesn't know.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

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What is Ronald Reagan's favourite vegetable?

James Brady.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

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How do you know a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!