Jimmy Carter Jokes

Why does Jimmy Carter swim on his back?

To keep his nuts dry.

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

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How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How does a black girl know she's pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked

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What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

Nuts & Jokes More Nuts & Jokes

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Widow Jokes More Widow Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Roslyn Jokes More Roslyn Jokes

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.