What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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He responds, "One note at a time."

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A meander-thal!

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't?

A widow.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.