What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

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Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning