A widow
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....
Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?
WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
Dog:
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Mourning
A widow.