A widow
I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!
So you know what shows to watch.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.
Husband: She's fine.
Your spinning me a yarn here !
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"