What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...