What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Previous Random Joke Next
Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

Python Jokes More Python Jokes

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?"

What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Pygmy Jokes More Pygmy Jokes

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...