What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Python Jokes More Python Jokes

Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !

What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Pygmy Jokes More Pygmy Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

What's the difference between a a women's track team and a tribe of pygmy's?

One is a cunning bunch of runts and the the is a running bunch of.....nevermind.