What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick

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What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.