What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

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Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !

What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

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What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

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What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.