Because his pythons were sick
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They were too constricting.
Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!
They re-coil !
A mega-bite !
He was coiled up !
8 nothing, 8 nothing, 8 nothing.....
8 a bit music.
Neighbor
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
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He's still there.
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Clearly short handed.
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
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How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!"