Because his pythons were sick
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They were too constricting.
Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!
They re-coil !
A mega-bite !
He was coiled up !
A joke.
Your spinning me a yarn here !
A: About fifty pounds.
My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
Put another shrimp on the barbie.
Because they can make themselves dinner.
Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4
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A jellybean.
One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.
He AJAXulated.
A free-LOTR
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
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