Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

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What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!