Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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Why did the python do national service ?

He was coiled up !

What is another word for a python ?

A mega-bite !