What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

What's Peter Pan's brother's name?

Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.