What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this."

Neil Armstrong Jokes More Neil Armstrong Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

gize.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)