What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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What do you call a crazy introvert?

A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

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What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.