What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=vdRiMBPbQ8

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

it was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the witch put in her hair?

A: Scare spray.

What kind of hair do oceans have ?

Wavy !

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

What's the atheist's view on God?

Nahweh.

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.