What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What do elephants say as a compliment ?

You look elephantastic !

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality