What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Why don't Canadians have many orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Who was Michael Jackson?

Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

Personality Jokes More Personality Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.