He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
Three on three.
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
God does not punish twice.
The fallopian tuba.
A tuna.
Cello?
A: Write 'pp espressivo'.
The holy braille
