What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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Role tied.

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Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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Some people think God is real.

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An Orca-stra.

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Nothing, instruments don't talk.

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

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He was baroque.

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What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."