What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

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How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

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What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille