What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille