What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

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They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

What console does god use?

Praystation

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A trombone!

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

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What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."