He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."
Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.
He's always nailed to the boards....
Damn, I burnt one."
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
Harmonica Lewinsky.
The oneba
Cello?
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
A: Write 'pp espressivo'.
The holy braille