What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."