What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What did God say when he made the first black man?

Damn, I burnt one."

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

A: Write 'pp espressivo'.

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What do you call scriptures for blind people?

The holy braille

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."