What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

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What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.