What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

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What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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She thought she was a dromedary.

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ?

Actor you my dear Alphonse !

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow