What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

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What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.