What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich?

Because the whole state is inbred

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.