What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Alabama Jokes More Alabama Jokes

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Role Jokes More Role Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Production Jokes More Production Jokes

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Which actor is always criticising churchgoers?

Christian Slater.

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself