What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ?

Actor you my dear Alphonse !