What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

Production Jokes More Production Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.