What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.