What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.