What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.