What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!