Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.