Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka"

What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

Why are blacks so tall?

It's because their knee grows.