Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK