Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's the Italian version of Preparation-H?

Innuend-O

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.