Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

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What do a baby and a pancake have in common?

If its black it aint good

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.