Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

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What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.