What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.