What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

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How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...