What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.