What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.