What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

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Ten Roofies.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!