What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.