What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "

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What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.