What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Goldfish Jokes More Goldfish Jokes

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What fish is the most valuable?

A goldfish.