What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

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Why are rabbits never gold?

How would you tell them apart from goldfish

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.