What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

No, I'm dead serious."

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes