What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*