What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

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What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What's the best part about being a mute?

It goes without saying...