What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

What's the best part about banging twenty two year olds?

There's twenty of them.