What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

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Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere