How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked