How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Why are atheists poor?

because its a non-prophet organisation.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs?

A retarded bandwagoner

How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.