How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

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What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.