Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

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How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner